From:	TECRUS::WEISENBACH "Outlets for hostility...  11-May-1992 2224" 11-MAY-1992 22:30:36.39
To:	@PIG.DIS
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Subj:	HEY! Guess what?!?


    HEY!  Do you know me?  If you've ever gotten messages from me before then
 you *know* what this means!  Do you know Chuck Benz?  Do you know Lewis Lahr?
 What about Blaine Stackhouse, the man with a name that won't quit?  Have you
 ever been associated with SBG, SST, LCAlpha, Peripherals?  Does it really
 matter as long as your the type of person who can get a little loud?  What was
 I driving at?

    HEY!  It's the tenth or eleventh bi-annual Pig Roast, and YOU ARE INVITED!
 Your friends and family are invited too!  In fact, they probably already know
 about it!  I thought I'd let you in on the secret too.  If I had the whole
 world on my distribution list, instead of most of it, I let them know also.  I
 could howl it from the newly formed hills just outside the plant here, but
 that would attract the attention of security forces.  And I think we've had
 quite enough of such forces as of late.

    Now, what was I saying?  Have you ever had Guiness?  It's an Irish brew.  I
 highly recommend it; lasts a long time.  Hmm...

    HEY!  It's that time of year!  The time of year most characterized by the
 arrival of the Pig Roast, which I just realized I mentioned in paragraph #2.
 So now is the time for some details!

    WHEN:   The date, finalized finally, is June 13th!  A mere month away!

    WHERE:  Where else but the abused abode of Lewis Lahr, the man himself, the
            spitting image of that Terminator dude.  A generous person, much
            deserving of female companionship.  Oops, now he's gonna hit me!

    WHO:    All those within the sound of my keyboard, and any others you may
            care to drag along.  Only condition is they should be fun people.

    HOW:    Make up your mind as to your attendance status, communicate that to
            me when required, and be prepared to bring a side dish.

    WHY:    It's spring, and it's time!  This is the ultimate pork experience,
            the very epitome of what most family meals aspire to.  There is
            nothing more American than beer and pork, so come out and salute
            this grand ol' nation just nine days after it's birthday; on the
            13th for those who are slow.  I promise Bill and George won't be
            on hand.

    WHAT:   Rounding out those questions!  This is a hard one, since it's
            potentially what (hah!) you are thinking.  It's simple:  come to
            a huge spring blow-out party from Hell.  Is team-building, multi-
            cultural, and an excellent way to prepare yourself for the long hot
            summer.  There is no better place to be on that day!

    HEY!  I think this is just about it.  If you are getting this more than
 once, be glad your so highly thought of, and then tell me.  If you think
 someone else should be getting this also, tell me and I will send things to
 them.  If you don't want these announcements and encouragements, then send me
 mail too.  Of course, you should make it clear under which category you fall.
 If you want some babe to attend so you can meet her, but don't presently know
 her other than her node address, then quit being so lame.  If I wanted to run
 a dating sevice, I would charge money and have you fill out questionaires
 whose sole purpose is to determine your income.  But I'm not bitter.

    Okay, that wraps it up.  Please make sure you're free Saturday, June 13th.
 See you there...