From:	TECRUS::WEISENBACH "Outlets for hostility...  05-Jun-1992 1730"  5-JUN-1992 17:38:31.46
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Subj:	directions again...


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  What:  PIG ROAST!
  Where: Lew's place in Southboro! Directions included again, in case you
         deleted them!
  Who:   You, family, friends!
  When:  SATURDAY JUNE 13th! Around noon!  Or the night before, whenever...
  How:   Bring a side-dish to share, beer and pork provided!

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    Okay, everything seems on track.  We have a preliminary count, and Chuck
 has ordered a monster of a swine: the big 1-7-5-lbs!  A true champion porker!
 We also have a lot of volunteer wood, which we thank you for.  The first
 shipment will be monday, and we'll work down the list until we get enough to
 roast that sucker.  The only holes left are reserving kegs, and then the party
 itself.

    Remember that as part of the deal you are expected to bring a side-dish,
 suitable for sharing and eating along side a steaming mound of roasted pig
 flesh.  While not everyone should bring vietnamese spring rolls, you should
 try to bring at least chips or potato salad.

    IT IS IMPORTANT TO BEGIN THE BESEECHING OF THE RAIN GOD TO SPARE THE PIG
 ROAST!  You may have your own rituals, but if you don't, here's a favorite of
 mine:  In a double boiler, melt 16oz of baker's chocolate.  Add 1/2 cup of
 butter, or vegetable oil.  Stir.  Add 2 cups of vodka, keep stirring, and
 bring to a boil.  When the boil begins, throw in a match.  If the signs are
 favorable, a big fireball should erupt from the double-boiler.  Once the
 flames lower and the smoke turns dense and sickly-sweet, begin chanting a
 favorite nursery rhyme about rain.  As you chant, pour water into the flaming
 pan. The hiss that dies away symbolizes a lowered chance of rain.  Wear safety
 goggles.

    PSA:  If you tend to drink too much, bring a sleeping bag and stay over.
 Lew won't notice.


    And finally, once again, the DIRECTIONS!

*   The Pig Roast will be at #26 Fairview Drive, Southboro MA.  The phone   *
*   number is 508-460-8024.  Lew might be there if you call.                *

Three ways to get to Lew's place:

 ** Route #1

    Take Rt.85 south past Rt.9, crossing over the recently refurbished bridge.
 Make a right onto Mt. Vickery, which is the first right after CF trucking on
 the left.  Follow this turning, treacherously twisty roadway for a ½ a mile.
 The road ends at a T intersection, marked only by a large tree appearing
 before you (and a stop sign).  Turn left at the T, onto Middle road.  Follow
 Middle road for a short while, turning right at the first stop sign.  Now
 you're on Parkerville street.  Take the first paved left onto Fairview,
 ignoring the dirt road that will be before Fairview.  Follow Fairview up and
 around. The first right is Summit street, the second right is really Fairview
 veering to the right.  Follow Fairview around that right, #26 is the first set
 of mailboxes after the corner.

 ** Route #2

    From Rt.495 and points west, take Rt.9 east.  Turn right onto Parkerville
 street from Rt.9.  Parkerville is across from the Andrea restaurant that's on
 the left side of Rt.9,  and right over the hill marked by a big yellow sign
 advertising "Eagle Leasing".  A small yellow caution sign marks the turn, with
 the STOP sign for the street also helping to make it more visible.  This is a
 difficult turn to spot.  If you don't see it, abort the maneuver and proceed to
 the route #3 instructions.  Once on Parkerville street, Fairview is the second
 right.  The sign is totally obscured by trees though, so be careful. Follow
 Fairview up and around. The first right is Summit street, the second right is
 really Fairview veering to the right.  Follow Fairview around that right, #26
 is the first set of mailboxes after the corner.

 ** Route #3

    If you miss the turn onto Parkerville, continue on Rt.9 to the next right
 turn, which is right after a small, gross looking sub shop on the right.  This
 is Middle street, appropriately named since it is in between the other two
 routes.  Anyway, follow  Middle road for a short while, turning right at the
 first stop sign.  Now  you're on Parkerville street.  Take the first paved
 left onto Fairview, ignoring the dirt road that will be before Fairview.
 Follow Fairview up and around. The first right is Summit street, the second
 right is really Fairview veering to the right.  Follow Fairview around that
 right, #26 is the first set of mailboxes after the corner.