A PIG ROAST CARD +-------------------------------+--------------------------------+ | | | | ** | BILL GARDIOL IS LEAVING | | /\ +------+ | | | / \ |GOOD- | | DEC-LAND FOR TEXAS! | | / o \ |BYE | | COME AND SAY SO LONG PAD'NER | | o \ |BILL!!| | | | / o\ +------+ | AND CHOW DOWN SOME ROAST PIG | | / o \ | | | / o | MAY 6TH IS THE DAY | | / o \ | | | / o o \ | BOB-N-TODD'S PLACE IS THE PLACE| | / o\ | | | | | | | | +--**--+-+ | MORE DETAILS FOLLOWING | | | | +-----**---+ | (SORRY ABOUT THE TREE) | | +------+ | | | | | +-----***-----+| | | | +-------------++ | | | | | +-------------------------------+--------------------------------+ Hey! Wasn't that fun? And that was only the announcement! Think how much fun the actual event will be! Bill Gardiol, layout designer extraordinaire, is leaving DEC for some minor semiconductor player in Austin, Texas. He is following in the footsteps of a whole host of former SBG people who have fled to, get this (snicker), find an affordable place to live! If you ever worked with Bill, you know at least three things about him. One is that he's a great guy to work with, loads of fun. The second is that based on his jokes, he probably moonlights writing material for ALF. And third, he has a penchant for three piece suits (although toward the end of his stay at DEC, he apparently lost the will to dress). Therefore, Bill's departure requires a special event, an event of colossal proportions, an event fun for all ages and degrees of sobriety! In short... A PIG ROAST!! Yes, a pig roast. The finest pork you'll ever taste. A young pig, slow roasted over glowing coals, washed down by gallons of fresh beer. Nothing better in the world to celebrate a happy/sad occasion. (I kind of like 'em.) WHAT: A Going Away Pig Roast for Bill Gardiol! WHEN: ** Saturday, May 6th!!!!! ** Starts about 2:00pm, Pig served about 4:00pm! Come early, stay late. WITH: Friends, family, co-workers. A succulent pig. Kegs o'beer. Fun and Games! Your hosts Chuck and Bob. WHERE: Bob and Todd's barbecue pit, located at 117 Newton St. in sedate, suburban Marlboro! Directions will be sent later! BRING: Side dishes and desserts. Lawn chairs if you need to sit. Embarassing anecdotes about Bill. A manly thirst. More fun and more games. A Mid-spring Festive Spirit especially. Kids if you got 'em. But no Silly String or skate boards (both oddly illegal in Marlboro). RSVP: DEFINITELY! It would be a shame to run out pig... Applications are open for chefs! Get a real early start!