From: BINKLY::WEISENBACH "I ain't drunk, I'm just drinking. 11-Sep-1989 2050" 11-SEP-1989 20:50:44.87 To: @PIG.DIS CC: Subj: Pig Roast in September!! P I G R O A S T P I G R O A S T P I G R O A S T P I G R O A S T !!!! I G This is just an early warning that it is IMPERATIVE (also: VITAL, P IMPORTANT, and SANITY-SAVING) that you set aside the last SATURDAY in I R SEPTEMBER (also: the 30th, the day after the new moon, and Rosh Hashanah) G O for a PIG ROAST!!! (also: !!, !!). Do NOT make any plans! Cancel those A that you have made! It's a FALL SPECTACULAR (also: a BLAST, a FEAST, and R S for those more technically oriented - a TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISE). O T A There will be all that the term pig-roast conjures up: fun, food, S P drink, and slow roasted pork of savory flavor. Autumn is right around T I the corner, when will there be another bash? Personally, I can't think G of anything more blissful on a cool autumn day in the sun than wood smoke P curling from a fire, friends-n-neighbors gathered together, good food and I R drink, and me comfortably numb. I just can't say enough about these G O moments. A R S The Roast will be Sept 30th, in the afternoon, at Lewis Lahr's new O T place in Southboro. I've been there, it's great! It's got a huge yard A for fun, a big deck, and a jacuzzi (no less!). It'll be great, so plan S P on coming out. Friends and family are invited, lil tykes too! There T I will be alternative foods and drink for those who like parties better G than pig; and for those who are squeamish, well I'll mention that the P pig is roasted and sliced with a minimum of rituals. I R G O I don't have a full distribution list put together, so you have been A especially charged with the duty of spreading the word. I'm not R S suggesting printing up leaflets and dropping them from planes of course... O T The only stipulation is that the organizers need to know how many are A coming, and how many will be eating pig (wouldn't want to run out at either S ! end). T ! ! More details will follow, once the logistics are sorted out. ! ! P I G R O A S T P I G R O A S T P I G R O A S T P I G R O A S T !!!!